Austin Lounge Lizards - Hey Little Minivan lyrics

On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown I could burn rubber in all four gears But I haven't done that in a million years Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive And the radio's tuned to Magic 95 She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics cla** She's got her headlights on both night and day She's the most practical value in the USA She's got cruise control, ABS and EFI I keep her Michelins at 32 PSI Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museum On icy mornings when I'm feeling my age I'm protected and warm in my steel cage Her climate control really pumps out the heat And her dual air bags just can't be beat She's rated real high by Consumer Reports And her two front seats have got lumbar support I've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insurance And she's loaded with electronic theft deterrents Step away from the car, step away from the car Step away from the car, step away from the car We're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pa** us by Bobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cry If I have to pull over someone's gonna pay And it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away (Fun, fun, fun, fun) Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatrician Now the wife and I hardly ever date 'Cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8 We hurry through dinner and go out and park With the fold-down seats we can nap till dark I dream of Barracudas and souped-up 'Vettes Crazy games of chicken and drag race bets Then she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sad Our van's the cla**ic Woody you never had" Now if I ever get tired of my minivan A red sports car will make me young again Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store What did you do with the last one I gave you? Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store Don't make me come back there Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store If Bobby jumped off a cliff, would you do that, too? Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store Three kids, what were we thinking? Go little Minnie Van Gogh Little Minnie Van Gogh Little Minnie Van Gogh