Aussie Hip-Hop - Rapper Tag #38 lyrics

Cheers to Solo for the tag I know it's been a minute since you saw me spit a rap I'm trying to write this album with a boulder on my back Yeah I'm sure I'll have it done before the zombies all attack, brains You know if only you were as dope as what you act I'd probably take you out the f**ing trash folder on the Mac A lot of rappers spitting solely for the cash My man, Admiral Ackbar, told me it's a trap, look It's quite obvious that my confidence has skyrocketed Since my Twitter got to 5 followers Honestly, 2 pockets of lint and a giant shopping list This is the excitement and drama my life often is You're on your hustle and your grind While you were making coin I was puffing on a dime The album's coming, though, I told you all to wait a minute Rapper's that are whack stay silent like the "H" in it I'm made for this; I grew up in a gla** tube That's why I'm really no good at doing dance moves My diet's full of cigarettes and fast food I wear the same clothes every day like a cartoon Some people say I rhyme kind of sick But Jordan Paris writes all my sh** Despite what you think, I'm not an MC Nah you got it backwards I am just a lazy mother f**er that can rap good I'm ether, yeah either my image is all a gimmick Or simply follow the leader I'm neither This sh** is more of a hobby So quit calling me poppy As though it means something I drunk Baileys from a shoe Tried to spank the monkey got kicked out the zoo Play on words there, yeah a little nuance Christ died for my sins, I'll have to do some new ones Rapper Tag's back thatta boy '60 Cheers to all my real fans that have bought frisbees Tryna download an album's more risky Went to Pirate Bay and had a cannonball hit me I need a Panadol quickly Cheers to all my real friends that haven't all ditched me Wish I could teleport so I could travel more swiftly Cause I don't want to die alone like Eleanor Rigby I swear on Lance Cranbourne's battle board win streak That this whole planet is against me So I'mma lead the way you can follow in my slipstream Cheers for your time signing off, Seth Sentry One last thing before I go though Have to tag a rapper and I have to make it dope so I'mma tag someone who can k** it with a freestyle I'm tagging in old mate, Mantra. Peace out [Outro] Thanks for having me. Album coming two thousand and *mumbles*. Take care