Aurelio Voltaire - d**h d**h (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Songs) lyrics

My granny while on her d**h bed she turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly? I tried to teach you right...but somewhere i went wrong Because you sing those d**h d**h devil devil evil evil songs" When 6 pallbearers put her down Then laid her body in the ground My eyes were wet my face was very long The pastor said "Son, her you are Won't you please take this guitar? Sing dear departed Granny one last song..." And I sang d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how I get along The world is full of tragedy, so how can it be wrong? To sing d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Well, I was shopping at Hot-Topic And I was walking out the door Then two dumb jocks came up to me They said "Hey f*g! It ain't Halloween!" And they kicked my lipstick to the floor.... And I sang d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how i get along The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong? To sing d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Well I went down to church last Sunday And I sat up front in a hue The priest said "Jesus! and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? Get up and sing a hymn or two!" And I sang d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how i get along The world is full of hypocrisy, so how can it be wrong? To sing d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Well I was invited to the White House The President pulled me aside He said "Son, sing us a song of peace for them evil doers in the middle east" I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme And I sang d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how i get along The world is full of W's, so how can it be wrong? To sing d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Well then I died and went to Hell I can tell right away by the awful smell That this was clearly not the pearly gates The devil said "Come here, young man! My wife and I are your biggest fans!" So naturally I felt I had it made Well then he reached into an iron chest And he picked the tool that felt was best And then he jabbed me in the shlong With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs! He turned to me and went and sang this song And he sang d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell yeah, I know that's how I get along I find your song hilarious But now your soul's precarious Singin' your d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs I'm just kiddin' kid welcome to hell! Enjoy the buffet! d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell ya know that's how we get along The world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong? To sing d**h d**h devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs