Aurelio Voltaire - The Man Upstairs lyrics

The guy upstairs is such a freak For 5 years now i had a leak What does he do up there? All day long he sleeps all day He comes home in the most intoxicated way As far as i can tell he juggles bowling balls But he's not good at it He moves his furniture At 6 A.M he pulls out the vacume cleaner to s** his room The guy downstairs is also crazy He spent some time in an institute it did him not much good He's off his medication and he starts screamin' "VIRGIN MARY! fu*kING ALIENS!" According to him Jesus Christ smokes crack and other sundry things But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings won't let me sleep PLEASE! k** that Man Upstairs! If you ever loved me you'll do this one thing won't you sweetheart? PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs! If you want to be my friend you have to prove you mean it I used to think that Rent Control was a good idea Until i moved in here Now i'm the only s**er paying more than a hundred bucks a room And i'm surrounded by Lunatics who dont even need the moon But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings won't let me sleep PLEASE! k** that Man Upstairs! If you ever loved me you'll do this one thing won't you sweetheart? PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs! If you want to be my friend you have to prove you mean it Then there's the woman across the hall Who always knows whats going on And Machu-Pichu down the stairs who's selling crack from door to door 14B are refugees 14A transvestite who*es Well you know who is coming home he's falling up his drunken stairs PLEASE! k** that Man Upstairs! If you ever loved me you'll do this one thing won't you sweetheart? PLEASE! Murder that man Upstairs! If you want to be my friend you have to prove you mean it