Aurelio Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet lyrics

Well i was on a cruise ship out at sea, My fiance and me The ship went down, Everybody drowned And i was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Well i was in distress cause my hair was such a mess And so i washed up on a beach 9 hungry eyes was staring' down at me I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet Im feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Oh trouble was a-foot: they were eating mine, Toe-ing the party line I was starting to feel, these guys are Heels Truth be told these cannibals have got sole Hey numb-skull look at me! I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't Humorous! Stop Rib-bing me! Have a spine! Bone up boy! Set me free! I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet Im feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners, now these cannibals always say grace "thank you Good Lord for this weiner and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in" AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet Im feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary