Aurelio Voltaire - Worf's Revenge lyrics

I'm the order of the Bat'leth, Son of Kahless Your family has no honor but i couldn't care less I was born to k** federation swine And i celebrate with a barrel of blood-wine I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh And when my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!" 'cause im the chief commander on a bird of prey And i wake up every morning out to own the day I'm the macdad Klingon when i get on board I was at the signing of the Kithomer accord I'll never sweat about a Romulon dude He's just a limp wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude And they're sly and they be telling lies A shout out to Martok who lost an eye And the dominion and the Jem'hadar minions I'm on them like a trans-warp engine Hear my snarl! Heed my speech! Watch me blow like a warp-core breech! I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barkley guy I dont need a holodeck to get a parma'kai When the ladies see the best between my thighs They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die" I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzea too Watch out Janeway 'cause i'm coming for you 'Cause i'm the macdad Klingon with the humanoid b**hes 'cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind... I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind... I get visions of Carda**ia on my mind... And then my boot smells like Gul Dakatt's behind! I hate the tribbles! Those little furry sh**s But i love my Klingon b**hes 'cause they got 3 tits I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand If you were any other man i'd k** you where you stand I've k**ed Captain Kirk, i'll k** Picard I'll b**h slap Riker like a Klingon Targ 'cause my name is Worf: I'm the son of Mogh Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue Qa'plagh!!