Aurelio Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango lyrics

If while you're out at space, love, you're horny as a Targ Take a tip from a security chief, love, that fat s*ut Tasha Yard She discovered the pleasures of Data! He became her s**ual pet 'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's defiant with it's thrusters will explode in your wormhole And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warp-core manifold His multi-phasing torpedo will penetrate your rift And cause a Quantum Singularity in your trans-warp conduit So if you're a filthy Horda, Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's fully functional and anatomically correct! He gently ma**ages your gel packs while he replicates some lube Then he thrusts his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube So lower your shields! Spread your nacelles! Make room for his craft! As he ducts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft! So if you're a filthy Horda, Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's fully functional and anatomically correct! His pelvis: A tireless engine. He shakes it when he struts He's full of dilithium crystals in his bolts and in his nuts! He too likes to be pleasured! He'll put you on your knees! And if you're into disgrace, he will cover your face with his Android-Anti freeze So if you're a filthy Horda, Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's fully functional and anatomically correct! He's fully functional...and ribbed, for your pleasure! ...and anatomically correct!