The name of the dance The Kid Eager *screams* We'll cha cha from Dapto to Bega Oh my darling My love for you I deeper than the deepest ocean Wider than the widest creek In fact it's higher than the highest voice Darling, my love for you is so high Only my dog can hear it Oh my sweetheart My love for you Is holier than thou *screams* Oh the name of the dance The Kid Eager Oh Baby Eat our hearts out girls