Aunty Jack - Rip Off lyrics

--Thin Arthur-- Tell you 'bout my Aunty Jack (Aunty Aunty) The woman with the Golden Whack (Aunty Aunty) She loves to rock and roll and jive (Aunty Aunty) Now if you don't like the show Then she'll soon let you know She'll either knock you down Or she'll come around and punch your nose --Aunty Jack-- Or I might rip your arms off (Don't hurt me Aunty) Might even tear your leg off (Don't rip me Aunty) --Thin Arthur-- She met a man the other day Who didn't like the show She picked him up and she bounced him round And she told him where to go --Aunty Jack— I told him This could be the most important day of his life I said sit down and watch a little television Called the Aunty Jack Show But unfortunately for him He said "Uh-uh, I don't like it" I went round to his house and I knocked on the door I picked him up and I smashed him down And I kicked him on the floor He said "Don't rip my arm off" (Don't hurt me Aunty) I won't rip your arm off, honey (Mercy mercy) But I might rip your head off (Don't rip me Aunty) So all those kiddies not listening, beware Your big fat aunty coming Don't give a care. Hit it! So all those kiddies not listening, beware Big fat aunty coming Don't give a care huh huh Or I might rip your arm off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even tear your leg off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even tear your head off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even tear the Prime Minister's head off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even tear your mummy's leg off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even tear your little brother's arm off (Rippin' your arms off) Might even rip the whole world off Rip off!