Aunt Bettys - Widget Man lyrics

From the Album: Ford Supersonic (1998) "Widget Man" put me on a plane Waste my time (waste my time) Get me drunk To get me in line (get me in line) You made me shoot my chickens Before they cracked You're so dumb I'll never be back And I don't want this texas town I don't want your longhorns around I don't want your ****ed up plan (Knott muted this swear from the mix) Widget man Widget man Bring in the women Show you a good time (show you a good time) But they're all on the payroll When they roll on the table Let me show you a castle With big shiny doors (with big shiny doors) Who's gonna live here? (who's gonna live here?) Your wife or your who*e? And i don't want this texas town I don't want your longhorns around I don't want your ****ed up plan Widget man Widget man Gonna make you a star, boy... Gonna make you a star, boy... Gonna make you a star, boy... Gonna make you a star, boy... Gonna make you a star, boy... Can i afford this premise? Can't even afford this practice I could afford a phone call If it were local Be proud of what i said If not for my wife and kid And i don't want this texas town I don't want your longhorns around I don't want your ****ed up plan I don't want your widget man (2x)