Jane's gone crazy again She said, "Everyone needs a make-believe friend" We just laughed and said, "Is his name Tarzan?" She said, "No, it's Joe, and he's my friend" Jane... Jane's gone crazy before It happened when her favorite band was no more She never was the real Jane, that's for sure Used to say she was 'cos her name is Jane Jane... We miss you Boo-hoo Just the other day, she busted up her neighbor's record collection Just the other day, they were listening to Bernie and Elton Just the other day, they were wondering whatever happened To Bennie and the Jets Jane was the cutest thing we'd ever seen All my friends wanted to get in line for that thing But Jane and Joe took a dive, you know In front of a pa**ing train