August Darnell - What a Work of Art Is Man lyrics

(If he hasn't got) [?], he's got, [?] (If he hasn't got) Dandruff, he's got, typhus (If he hasn't got) Small pox, he's got, shell shock (If he hasn't got) Scabies, he's got, knock knees (If he hasn't got) Acne, he's got, jaundice[?] (If he hasn't got) Asthma, he's got neuralgia (He's got a lot) What a work of art is man What a work of art is man, oh man What a work of art is man, oh man (If he hasn't got) Club foot, he's got, flat foot (If he hasn't got) Frostbite, he's got, short sight (If he hasn't got) Crickets, he's got, jaundice (If he hasn't got) Heat stroke, he's got strep throat (If he hasn't got) Scurvy, he's got, herpes (If he hasn't got) Bad breath, he's got madness (He's got a lot) What a work of art is man What a work of art is man, oh man What a work of art is man, oh man And if he doesn't have a creaking [?] He's sure to have a bro-ken [?] (If he hasn't got) A gina, he's got angina (If he hasn't got) Palsy, he's got, ball pains[?] (If he hasn't got) Blisters, he's got, syphilis (If he hasn't got) Cancer, he's got, cramps (If he hasn't got) Lockjaw, he's got a rupture (If he hasn't got) Cirrhosis, it's tuberculosis Tonsillitis, conjunctivitis (Say what) Bursitis, [?] meningitis (And more and more) Bronchitis, hepatitis (Say what, say what) Oophoritis, gingivitis (He's got a lot) (He's got a lot) What a work of art is man What a work of art is man, oh man What a work of art is man, oh man What a work of art is man