[NEIL] Aww, S.H.—I can't help myself Here's a Tony hit list, try to write 'em all down First we started bigger than a Cinderella ball gown Shout out to the ladies, all the women winnin'! Andrea Martin, Diane Paulus, Pam MacKinnon Cyndi Lauper talkin' in the shower, no bologna Girls just wanna have fun, you just won a Tony The 80s came back with a bang, not cause Cyndi Lauper sang It's because the best play was by Durang Durang Heavenly, now I need a melody Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in Audra McD! [AUDRA] New York, singing all the lyrics we made up There's nothing we can't do Broadway in New York These Tony winners are brand new Their work will inspire you Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York [NEIL] This was Tony Sunday all up in your face Bill Porter's gonna keep the Tony at his place Then at nine o'clock you changed to watch the games The nerds, Game of Thrones. The jocks, LeBron James Now you're watching Audra, singing to her own flow Audra's got so many Tonys she could host her own show Courteny Vance, Tracy Letts, Judith Light, hit it Edward Albee, Pippin, and Patina Miller did it Cicely Tyson, standing ovation Kinky for the win and the eyes of the nation are on: [AUDRA] New York, singing all these lyrics we made up There's nothing we can't do Tonys and New York One more Broadway season behind you These shows will remind you It happens in New York [NEIL/AUDRA] In New York, New York, New York [NEIL] That's the Tonys! Good night everybody, go see a Broadway show