$300 of clothing from Structure I even set foot in the Gap I posed for that picture you wanted with Santa Sitting on his lap I fought through the traffic and crowds just to get there It rained on my way home I sat on the sofa and played back the message You left on my Code-a-Phone You said you found somebody new You hoped we could be friends still And hoped it wouldn't ruin my Xmas cheer Chorus: Well, Merry Xmas, Merry Xmas Merry Xmas to you Merry Xmas, Merry Xmas Merry Xmas, screw you! I took back my presents and wished I could take back the time I spent on you Driving and shopping and wrapping and hoping you liked what I bought you And as I stood drowning my sorrows in cider and samples from Hickory Farms I wanted to hide when I saw you walk by with your new package on your arm I see youve found somebody new And no, we cant be friends still I hope this doesnt ruin your Xmas cheer Chorus I think shes swell Cause now I can tell What Santa means When you hear him sing Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Chorus