Attack Slug - ATTACK SLUG / KABUTO '08 lyrics

Good morning, my fellow americans Never you fear cause Attack Slug is here again With sincere hopes you'll vote for the better man So let me outlay the scope of a better plan So grand, yet it's simple to understand To get the internet faster than in japan Expand the bandwidth to all of the nation So latency is never a cause of frustration Compensation for those drowned in litigation From entertainment entities devoid of regulation And no hesitation to abolish the DMCA And lobby fines bankrupting the RIAA Hey, I'll take care of all the issues For the 4chaners a free box of tissues I'll misuse funds to fund my favorite shows Send jack thompson down to guantanamo And did you know I'll appoint nerds? matter of fact The new head of NASA, a nerd with a white hat I get that I might be remembered for one thing My legacy will be the new department of Fronting Turn the oval office into a game room Sure I'll pa** your bill just beat me in doom 2 I hear you, Attack Slug for president? Is he qualified? well frankly thats irrelevant They'll be free gamefly just for the hell of it Pickin my own side, no donkeys or elephants My vp says we're conquering pluto So please put your hands together for KABUTO Kabuto for vp my policies are unseemly In the oval office bummin chun li And holdin forth on topics like unbanning guns and weed Make em mandatory you'll need these to f** with me In soviet russia machine rages against you You get rocked for your ducats, hey I'm paid to bend rules My razor rend fools, no need for secret service Send an intern up in my office, that's secret service Any country frontin on the states yo we best bomb it I'm worse than mugabe, lickin shots at a press conference The best your nation got's a barely potty-trained battle tortoise Vaporize your thatch village with a single stratofortress Bayonet through osama's skull, that's some drama culled Defending the f**in free world still got time to rock a show Sworn in as vp, who the f** recommended this I'll take a chainsaw to the house of representatives