Atom And His Package - Does Anyone Else In This Room Want To Marry His Or Her Own Grandmother? lyrics

Hey grandma, let's get married I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia Stay old with me, and I'll get old with you I'll pay the bills, we'll cross the words and watch Murdock We'll dine on the samples at the grocery store We'll find a place and paint this whole house purple Purple-ize the walls and we'll purple-ize the floor And it breaks my heart to see you alone Grandma, let's elope And it breaks my heart to see you alone Grandma, let's elope