Atom And His Package - Happy Birthday Ralph lyrics

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak... you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in love with every woman from tyler you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best 'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard [Chorus:] happy birthday, ralph i love you even though you are fu?kin' disgusting happy birthday, ralph i love you even though you are fu?kin' disgusting [Bridge:] you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair wherever you go, u break everything everywhere this year, sixth gear, now get on your way (Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.) some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian and they ask you for pot i think i like it, i know i like it i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off so for your birthday i got you some hawaiian punch on tap age p.o.t. so now you can stop borrowing my stuff and trying your new kung fu moves out on me [Chorus] [Bridge] happy birthday, ralph, i love you even though you have a beard (are f**in') happy birthday, ralph, i love you even though you are perverted and weird [Chorus] happy birthday, ralph, i love you