Atmosphere - Bad Bad Daddy lyrics

You can find me over there at the bar You ain't even gotta ask I don't know where they are I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy And I'm nasty And I still ain't callin it quits But Sean, what the f**s wrong with all of your kids I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy Sittin at the bar just minding my biz I came down with all nine of my kids And they all got an attitude Mad cause I said we can't go to the zoo It's not a lie But daddys too high If I drive, I will probably catch a DUI Here, play with this pitcher of beer Sit in there chairs, and don't disappear Everybody on your best behavior Tip the waitress, respect your neighbors I'll be watchin You know what not to do Don't make me walk over here Just to talk to you I gave em all some money So they could play pinball and put grub in they tummies Now Imma go get bombed And you better not tell your mom And like clockwork, soon as I stepped away You know they got worse They didn't hesitate Of course they start with the horseplay And then it escalates Then you get a court case Little Sluggos Thugs and cutthroats Big trouble, cigarettes, puff those Smash bottles on the floor and Writing graffiti, fighting with the door man Playin with switchblades and matches Pick pocketin the cash and the plastic Gettin high out back by the trashcans Tryin to get the waitress to give a lapdance I can't control em So Imma pretend I don't know em Now let me celebrate and get drunk Cause my wife missed her period again this month You can find me over there at the bar You ain't even gotta ask, I don't know where they are I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy And I'm nasty And I still ain't callin it quits But Sean, what the f**s wrong with all of your kids I'm a bad bad daddy I'm a bad bad daddy Somebody slap me