See I come from a time where they didn't put rear view mirrors on pa**enger sides of vehicles And this is for those that still drink malt liquor Put the poison in your body just to pa** out quicker When d**h calls best believe it's gonna get all emotional Because I ain't goin' to hell without my menthols Damn cable TV got me trapped in Girls actin' dumb and cops beatin' black men Overfill, overk**, tryin' to deal Call the toll free and order my some diet pills Got me looking at the sugar in the Kool-Aid that you made You need to chase it down with some toothpaste Still stuck to the simple things yep the struggle in between a couple of krispy kremes I have to ask if you could pa** that half and half to get my coffee back on track Big ups to all the carbonated hiccups the energy drinks and the suicide big gulps Gonna find happiness in the fast food Supersize the triple bypa** heart attack too Distract you with these colorful tattoos to cover up the fact that we feel like bad news [Chorus] We love the things that hate us Push snooze again girl I don't want to wake up America the beautiful that's how she played us Wasn't that cute it must have been her make up Trying to grab everything that she gave us Just take it back in the math on that pay stub Lookin' at the neighbors like wait up We love the things that hate us Pain k**ers help find some feeling Crack the vic in half just to break the time sealant Take it by yourself on the living room carpet Do a little bump just to clean your apartment ? I've seen your wife she's not the true finest? I understand why you like to pay them prostitutes Strip clubs gun shops oh Jesus right next to the liquor store for your convenience Everybody say ho for the cuervo You can drive if you promise to be careful Turn the radio up and light a doobie And keep acting like life is like a movie This is for those needles you share because Those after school TV specials is too square Cook the coke for your own consumption ? All some joe joe dems? In old school What's your function As American as herpes and hot dogs Got lost between the mustard and the hot sauce Unprotected s** with that one you just met You ain't even got all your hep shots yet [Chorus]