I was invited to a Party cause I was new in Town I drank up all of their whiskey I started chasing some woman around They threw me out of the back door My head, my hands got cut Those people, they think I'm a squirrel But I'm a Hillbilly Nut I took my Girl to a Dance The Band was playing Rocking Soul I asked them if they'd play me a slow one so me and my Girl could get close I wanted a song off the jukebox They act like it never was cut Those people, they think I'm a squirrel But I'm a Hillbilly Nut Today I got a Letter from my Sister She's asking me when I'll be coming Home My Mother has said "Settle Down Boy Oh Boy Cause you come to no good living alone" Today I found a bar gone Country and I'm glad cause the door's never shut Back home, they think I'm a squirrel But I'm a Hillbilly Nut You know I'm a Hillbilly Nut