Asis Galvin - Super Smash Flows (The Best Super Smash Bros. Rap EVER) lyrics

[Verse:] Yo, look Take notice, this ain't my last flow I'm an a**hole, addicted to rapping in Smash Bros My past foes, all got slayed with zero hesitation k**ed them in their homes, that became their Final Destination Missiles fired, Samus Their neighbors called up the popo Once they heard me bang them hammers, Nana and Popo I'm also hungry for paper, loose leaf's my last meal Never learned how rattled feels I fought everyone on this battlefield I'm in a league of my own I isolate my sectors Step out, and blast zones I suggest that you Vector Or D.I or D.I.E, you'll see it's simple, baby With my right, I'm Masterful With my left, I'm a little Crazy No "ifs" or "maybes" Watch your tone and get a grip, homey I body on my own I never touch Assist Trophies Moving at Super Sonic speed Think you can run from me? Get knocked to spaces you can't return from With an up and B Every Final Smash, through a lyrical rendition Flow more OG, than the N64-Edition Brawl, but my melee sk**s are the type That off kids You'll catch more punches Than either one of the final bosses So see me on any stage, if you feel you have the heart You act apart, but my power you can't counteract with Marth Roy, Ike, Lucina, Palutena, Lucario And for that reason, y'all season To bite my style, like Wario Mimicry is flattery, and I won't say to stop it Cause the work I put out, The Villager couldn't pocket Battle me, all it takes is my wit and a little fat To show, I'm stuck on Giga And you'll always be a Little Mac Quit it scrap More king than Dedede or Koopa I can see in your appearance You've proven that you're my Junior But can't clone my maneuvers, so get it right Surprised I'm nice Cause every swing's sharp I take it you never Meta-Knight I spit that "FIYAH!" You've never heard a bar as hard And hot as Captain Falcon's punch It hits you, and the Charizard Pit me against anybody, that you're diggin' And you'll see That I'm a Sheik, the very moment that we Link Every princess is mine: Zelda, Peach Cause I'm the man, of course I k** quick You take longer than a punch from Ganondorf Doctors at the ready Cause I'm known to go bananas Like Donkey and Diddy's diet Mega-Man when I got cancer Super armored up, hurt me? Boy, you ain't worthy I've offed more wigs Than a taunt out of Kirby More of a star than Luma Who you think you playing, ock? Your Broads known to take 2D's, Mister Game-And-Watch Everything I say is hot That's why I am the only star I'll bury you And they won't pull you out the dirt like Olimar Claim you fly, I'm Duck Hunt I've never been a brown nose A lone Wolf, that'll R.O.B you And take to the skies, Falco One punch, and you're out cold Fakes are who I'm Robin Aiming at your Mitchell & Ness Snakes all know I bought ‘em Cause I stretch them out like Wii-Fit I'll Pikachu, you don't know me? You'll get your egg cracked Like I'm hatching a Yoshi You'll get removed like Mewtwo For thinking you' tough Me sleeping on you, you'll still go flying That's Jigglypuff Get thrown back like Pacman Acting out what heroes do I'll show up at your funeral casual Meaning Zero-Suit A ninja out the shadows, you ain't finding another Better, so you better pipe down, like the Mario Brothers Cause the fact of the matter is; I'll more than do this Ask PK, people freeze, way more than Lucas When in the presence of I Like they've never seen a star before Getting more green than an Ivysaur You throw shells, I throw Squirtles Yes, the whole damn turtle I'm heartless I'll choke a Pichu from yellow to purple The coldest thing breathen I won't stop if you soak I'm offing every newcomer And I ain't stopping at Shulk I am what you never had before, boy This is just a hint of the master Wait til I show the Master's Core EASY!