Ashtin Larold - Lackadaisical lyrics

[Hook] f** you, "you have no motivation" f** you, "look at all this talent you're wasting" f** you, "this is the sh** I'm tired of saying" Well, I'm tired of hearing it, b**h, I'm just f**ing lazy f** you, "you gotta grow up, you're eighteen" f** you, "all you do is watch TV" f** you, "don't you wanna follow your dreams?" Obviously, that's why I'm always asleep [Verse 1] Yo I'm lazy; I like to wake up at noon It's usually three o'clock before I exit my room I'll spend a few hours just watching cartoons Pretending like I ain't got nothing better to do I'm hard to entertain but easily bored I'll sit and write some verses that I'll never record It's been like four days since I stepped out the door Because my whole life is scattered on my bedroom floor Yo, an intellectual but you will never guess it Cos I've never had anything resembling a work ethic I'm cathartic, pessimistic and neglected I neglect to ever give a f**; I think you get the message It must've been around my thirteenth birthday When I found I was allergic to workdays But I had a certain way with the wordplay So I could verbally serve all the birdbrains I got fans from here to Milwaukee When the haters act up I'm like “are you still talking?” The chance of seeing me working out or going jogging Is the same as running into Stephen Hawking, walking Every day's another existential crisis But I don't care what the purpose of life is I'm content playing games on devices ‘Til I develop a bad case of arthritis A lot of rappers like to talk about their paper But I'd rather take a walk around the nature So while you sit and write a blog about your haters I'll be on my Chris Robin sh** exploring Hundred Acres So take a shot for the underachiever Smoke some pot for the bums and believers Some of us were meant to run for a touchdown But you can find me asleep on the bleachers Smoke a bowl for the designated drivers Raise your lighter for intoxicated minors You can call us all f**-ups and burnouts But the ones who make mistakes are always wiser [Hook]