Arthur Yap - Letter from a youth to his prospective employer lyrics

sir: i refer to my interview & your salary offer: you said i would be given a commensurate salary: commensurate with what? the depth of the filing cabinet or the old bag sitting 3 desks & one right- hand corner away? i am reasonably qualified: quite handsome: my lack of experience compensated by my prodigal intelligence: i shall not expect to marry the typewriter: it's decision-making i am after: that's what i am: a leader of tomorrow: so why don't you make it today? my personality is personable: & all opportunities being equal: i am equal to any most opportune moment: any most momentous opportunity: so take me to your highest superior: & spare nothing: at my earliest convenience: yours faithfully