Arrogant Worms - Billy The Theme Park Shark lyrics

I'm a shark, I'm a shark A k**er of the ocean I'm a shark, I'm a shark And silently I strike I'm a shark, I'm a shark I'm dumber than a tree I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat (He's a shark, he's a shark,) I was swimming in the ocean (He's a shark, he's a shark,) I got picked up by a boat A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark Billy, the themepark shark Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head Billy, the themepark shark He looks just like a k**er, but he's too well-fed The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy Now it means that it's time to clean the pool... I'm a shark, I'm a shark I'm swimming in a pool I'm a shark, I'm a shark I don't have to fight for food I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan Who has a dental plan (He's a shark, he's a shark,) And I'm a big attraction (He's a shark, he's a shark,) They love to watch me jump I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale At least until the owners think they need a k**er whale Billy, the themepark shark Jumping out football nets suspended overhead Billy, the themepark shark He looks just like a k**er, but he's too well-fed I'm a shark, I'm a shark But I'm not in my natural habitat He's fat and old and lazy But I'm happy you're here I really hope these activists don't free Billy Cuz out there in the wild, I'd be dead The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy Now it means that it's time to clean the pool Billy, the themepark shark Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head Billy, the themepark shark He looks just like a k**er, in the wild, he'd be dead Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) The poster fish of tourism Iowa!