Arlo Guthrie - The Ross Perot Guide to Answering Embara**ing Questions lyrics

When something in my history is found Which contradicts the views that I propound Or shows that I perhaps am not the guy I claim to be Here's what I usually do [Chorus] I lie I simply boldly falsify I look the other feller in the eye And just deny, deny, deny I lie I don t apologize. Not me. Instead I say I never said the things I said Nor did the things some people saw me do When confronted by some things they know are true [Chorus] I hate those weasel words some slickies use To blur their past or muddy up their views Not me. I'm blunt. One thing that makes me great Is that I'll never dodge nor obfuscate [Chorus]