Ariel Pink - Credit lyrics

- Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago? I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed, uh, I don't want a refund, or... - Ah, I'm sorry son... - ...Can you just, uh, give me another one? - ...No The sale is final, no rebates If you're a member you can come and say Sir would you help me or give me a break in credit (credit) You read the fine print and you signed No we're not authorized, the card's declined (Oh!) If you'll just sign here, we can change your dimes in credit (credit) In credit we win you lose, in credit our choices by you In credit, go buy something used, credit, credit credit credit (check it) The warranties do not suffice You bought at cost, oh well, you paid the price The policy is clear, it says "you break, you buy" - some credit (credit) We'll send you coupons in the mail Quite a markoff so don't buy retail Go get a loan for what we get wholesale in credit (credit, credit) Credit, do what you're told, in credit, returned when you're old In credit, to have and to hold, in credit, get that check, check it, credit Uh, credit (may I help?) Your driving record is not clean Your mortgage payments remain outstanding Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit (credit, credit!) All is fair and fair's a game The game is buying and you're forced to play When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit (credit, a lotta credit) For credit we'll always come back, with credit you'll never keep track Do credit, it's better than crack, bad credit, no turning back, credit (Oh, I've got bad credit, woah!) Credit, uh huh, oh (What's that?) Credit, oh (To have and to hold, it hurts me) Credit (Makes me so hot) Take it back, take it back, take it back Then go right away, to an ATM machine, just right away Could go right away and check your credit, check it, check your balance While you're at it, check your credit No, give me some credit, quit being retarded at least