Ari Scott - Bad Day lyrics

I hate you from the moment you walk in You smell like old mothballs and gin "How are you kind folks? please have a seat While I try to ignore the pain in my feet" And I hate the smell of perfume I hope this day ends really soon And I've got to get out of here I've got to find a way to get out of here Why bother to ask for the fat-free cheese? You look like you eat as much as you please Don't ask me if I've tried the veal Honestly I'd rather s** a banana peel And I hate the smell of this place And that smug look on your face And I've got to get out of here I've got to find a way to get out of here And I can see your eggs are runny I didn't cook them, you big stupid dummy! Don't patronize me, honey! All I need (all I want) is your money Why do you people make me so mad? It's probably because you tip so bad I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood I'll feel better after I spit in your food And I hate the smell of your smoke But I'd rather do this than go broke And I've got to get out of here I've got to find a way to get out of here