Archer - d**h Proof lyrics

[Intro: Stuntman Mike] Remember when I said this car was d**h proof? Well that wasn't a lie This car is 100% d**h proof [Hook] I'm 22 and I'm d**h proof Never gonna die, look at what I've been through Only got everything to lose Spent it all on the booze, and the boys came thru I'm 22 and I'm d**h proof Never gonna die after what I lived through I think I'm invincible when that line invisible I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself (Good day to die, good day to drive, good night to drive, goodnight, goodbye) [Verse 1] Yeah, but God knows I been patient I got b**hes waiting for me in the basement Getting faded, keep forgetting where my drank went, got a Biddy sitting adjacent, titty placement pretty as her face is Now I'm sipping that Jameson that my game is in, cause I ain't saying sh**, I Got a taste for a crazy b**h, she don't hesitate to shake her hips I gave her six digits, within six minutes she gave me a ring, I'm a patriot Doing what Brady did, got a blunt and a butler, that famous sh** Like famous kids, I been blazing it since a young'n, been judged, I'm okay with it Cause this life my favorite, and I know that one day I'm gonna pay for it My generation get hate for it, ashamed of it, just blame the kids I wasn't raised like this I said I'm sorry Moms, guess I was made like this You created something dangerous Know I had a lot of drinks, lost count at ten Know I'm bad, can't think, blacked out at ten I don't wanna f**in sleep on the floor again Hop in the Delorean, reverse it, then I floor it, man (88 miles per hour!!) But I can only move forward man Lord, I ain't even gonna make it to my Jordan year Somebody need to educate me, get the board in here Borderline dying, just a matter of time [Hook] [Verse 2] Lost all common sense Ball drop, q ball, drop dead Call lost, last call, cops said It was all your fault, shoulda stopped me before I (skrt) You thought sh** was poppin You thought I was ballin, my body was rotting You all saw me falling, but nobody caught me I got too co*ky, got too sloppy, not me Oh my god Champagne Papi ain't got sh** on me Put it on my headstone, put this in your headphones Way past wavy, I'm a f**in tsunami Call up the navy, calling to arms Calling it karma, oh Momma I'm sorry Pa** me what pa** as cigar and I'll ash it I'm crashing your party, then crashing my car [Outro] I'm 22, I'll be dead soon Knew what I got into when I met you Oh my god, if I have another drink I might die At least for the night, I'll forget you I'm 22, and I'm reckless You don't give a f**, I just get neglected You wish you had said goodbye, it's beautiful day to die I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself Couldn't help myself, I done k**ed myself (Good day to die, good day to drive, good night to drive, goodnight, goodbye)