Pouring gasoline out on the sides of door hinges Girl trips when she comes home because I didn't do the dishes Listen to her yammer at the mouth until she dismisses Then leave her in the dungeon full of hungry a** b**hes (cause) But instead I bought the b**h a pony, cause b**hes love ponies But then I got mad then let it wrestle with coyotes And for the girl we holding d**h ceremonies But know she wants to file stupid sh** on the alimony But f** it because I got other things to deal with Like the cut of the money that I forgot to split But sh**, I've got the girls under my ownership But if I was to really have a girl that would be how the story goes Rolling the tour of the world and hosting bogus shows For offers on the money and peeps we don't even know But bump it though Cause when it comes to money n***a I oppose Under the stage throwing quarters at b**hes in pantyhose I never like paying for sh** So I shoplift by putting merchandise underneath my underclothes And I'm done