Arab Strap - Piglet lyrics

You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower And I'd always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book The place was marked and it was there in blue and white - It said simply, "paul stayed last night" Next I was on the bog And you got down on one knee You were protesting your innocence And you started to cry as I started to pee You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen He might as well be a girl He's a good for a laugh and he's good for b**hin" You said you'd never be willing or able And he looks like he was made on a f**ing table Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well But as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell I had just a**umed you'd completely gone off shagging And I can you seen you with your new uni pals, standing bragging Now he's your boyfriend and I know you were talking sh**e But you still deny it when I met you at someone's birthday party the other night You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen It's just like one of the girls We have a good laugh when we're sitting b**hin'" The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh - "do you want to s** my c*nt?" in real life just sounds naff And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no one And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one