Arab Strap - Tanned lyrics

The greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with its rays. I fell asleep and burned so badly I could barely move for the first few days. The girls in front all lay topless - i did my best not to look. But you could see right through my gla**es as I pretended to read my book. We went for dinner then tried the co*ktails And drank our way through the list. For the first time in ages we just sat And chatted then staggered home happy, tanned and pissed.