My dentist is very angry I do not keep my dentures clean Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams I hate my dentist He does not let me eat chocolate cake Because of his bleeding ulcer and my earache I hate my dentist He never eats the chocolate cake Because of his stupid heartache and my toothaches My dentist is a communist but he was the first to visit the molar system The communists were the first to visit the molar system