Apt. 3G - Uncle f** lyrics

She's the prettiest Dairy Queen girl in Baton Rouge at least that's what she hearsfrom Uncle Lou a look pa**es between them a lust not pretended who knows what nature intended he strokes her hair she kisses him on the lips he can't believe her stare riding back between her hips crossing all the state lines don't want to do time 13 and 49 he can't believe his luck She calls him Uncle F**k uncle wants candy baby's gonna give him some her babyskin just turns him on young looking eyes a young lust unhaunted she's giving him head when he sees him face he's on America's Most Wanted he grows a beard they only go out at night she says uncle I am scared he says everything will be all right crossing all the state lines don't want to do time 13 and 49 they can't believe their luck she calls him Uncle F**k and when they make love it's like time stands still and morals don't matter and I guess they never will and they dream of a better world a world without censure where no one will f**k with them again crossing all the state lines don't want to do time 13 and 49 he says hey bebe away we'll go down south to Mexico they're still there as far as I know he can't believe his luck she calls him Uncle F**k