Parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette (Ecclesiastes 7:5, Romans 1:18-21, 10:9-13) I want you to know that I have prayed for you I wish nothing but the best for your soul I know you're worried probl'y -- you'll get converted like me When it comes down to it there's a fear there Cause you say, "Hell -- it can't be" -- You should play poker, baby You sure do make a really excellent bluffer Those who call on His name will be saved by His grace Cause He paid quite enough for you when, you know, He died And every time you speak His name it's in vain, what a shame Cause His arms are still open wide -- open wide -- while you're still alive But I'm here -- to remind you of the mess you're in if you turn away If you dare -- to deny Him and the cross then there is a different place You, you, you -- gotta go You think there's no Hell -- you're not evil -- I'm not nice to tell you that you could go If you forget about me -- you can do as you please I ain't above you -- I'm a miserable sinner But there's a path we must take -- now if we wanna be saved And if you think it's a joke -- then you'll suffer Those who call on His name will be saved by His grace Cause He paid quite enough for you when, you know, He died And every time you speak His name it's in vain, what a shame Cause His arms are still open wide -- open wide -- while you're still alive But I'm here -- to remind you of the mess you're in if you turn away It's not fair -- to deny Him And the cross and just think you'll get away -- You, you, you -- gotta go There's no one who can say that He sent them away Cause an offer was made to you and you closed your eyes -- and you knew it And every one who goes to hell has no-one else to blame That's not appealing -- I hurt your feelings CHORUS