Parody of "People are Crazy" performed by Billy Currington and written by Bobby Braddock & Troy Jones (John 3:18-21) This old man and me Were at the barber and we We had him cut our hairs And watched some NASCAR there He talked of politics With lots of rhetoric I told him, I'm a Christian -- I have a wife and kids I talked about God's grace Then why's there Hell, he raged And why on earth aren't all men saved? And I said, God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy He said, I'm not too sure If there is any Lord What makes you His disciple? I said I've read the Bible It taught me how the truth Is never far from you, What all we shouldn't do, And how to be born anew I squandered life till then In blissful ignorance So please don't think I'm silly, friend When I say, God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy NASCAR was due to end I read the Bible with him And then I stopped at Romans 10 And in God's funny way I saw the whole plan change From being a bit too hairy I was a missionary We read Ephesians 2 Saw lines he never knew Said, Kid, you've read it well But, me, I'm going to hell But I got wise today So if you think we can pray Then I'd like to fix that right here - I need saved 'Cause I see God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy 'Cause God has made it clear in His book that Jesus can save me God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy