Apathy - Fat Kids lyrics
[Verse 1] Could I get two of those Oh sh** my bad I love you like a fat kid love cake I met this b**h named Little Debbie As soon as we hung out It took about a week or less and I was all strung out In the beginning I was stressing till the stress and all the pressure From my high blood pressure had me sitting on a stretcher I ignored every lecture from my doctor Dr. Pepper Wrote a letter said she'd k** me if I let her just forget it Better day made me meditate chill and get your head straight Overweight fatter than f** It's dead weight f**ing fat kids As long as the food warm I'll be eating it like it's p**y And calling it food p**n I don't f** with Wheaties I only f** with Reese's Now I'm f**ed f**ing with the dough Diabetes It's like crack Snacks are like smack My arteries are hardening And starting a heart attack You are what you eat High fructose sweet drinks Soda by the two liter Five times a week [Hook] I love you like a fat kid loves cake With french fries in my face Till my waistline breaks it's like I love you like a fat kid love cake I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all I love you like a fat kid loves cake For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying I love you like a fat kid loves cake For God's sake someone please show me how to escape it's like [Verse 2] Excuse me can you move over a bit So I can have a seat You're occupying two spaces You're f**ing obese You got a whole meal stuck in one of your teeth You walk less than a block of the street and start to breathe hard You live at the buffet even got a VIP card We in the restaurant patiently waiting While you sitting at the next table hungrily salivating Cranky like a crack addict fiending for food It's funny how that fructose can change a n*gga mood If it seems I'm being rude I was that dude That I'm describing in the song with a lust for food When I stopped eating meat Y'all said that was whack But I never judged when you was popping Pop-Tarts like crack And if you're black you know there's certain things that's hereditary And what you eat can send that a** to the cemetery Reality check We living in the fattest nation [Hook] I love you like a fat kid loves cake With french fries in my face Till my waistline breaks it's like I love you like a fat kid love cake I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all I love you like a fat kid loves cake For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying I love you like a fat kid loves cake For God's sake someone please show me how to escape [Verse 3] I used to say I was dying I was taking my time I was busy eating piece of pizza beef and gravy and fries The vacant was mine at the drive thru First place in the line I changed my mind I don't need no bakerers crying I mean I'm eating a feast could even be brown meat Liquor f**ing up my liver Cuz the scene was rowdy Which in return only turned into more calories Someone's cooking pounds of burgers on their balcony I don't order one of everything whenever I go out to eat Blow my loot on grocery shopping like I got two mouths to feed Until that day came it started catching up to me No more drinking pop super sizing living luxury I got the diabetes from the snacks in my gut I shed it off and then it was dope cuz I can actually f** What I'm saying is relax when you're looking at that menu Or else you'll have to take a sh** pushing through a test tube Gross This sh** is gross [Hook] That's why I love you like a fat kid loves cake With french fries in my face Till my waistline breaks it's like I love you like a fat kid love cake I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all I love you like a fat kid loves cake For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying I love you like a fat kid loves cake For God's sake someone please show me how to escape it's like