AntiRivet - Yordle's Paridise - Gangster's Paradise parody (League of Legends) lyrics

[Verse 1: Rawbito - Veigar] My equilibrium manifested from lyricism Not a lot of mages can handle what I been brewing for 'em Hop on the forum, discuss how you idolize 'em Look out for my silhouette that's against the stunning horizon Please, beg to the Cosmos, my Wanda Turn a fire lizard into a blazing Shyvana You thought it was intricate how they sullied my honor The solution, dark matter penetrates your armor Flash, Blast Ashe disappear, melt her fast as her ice, you contest Give you the D and call it baleful strike You a pest I'm dark magician disappear with the smoke I got a short fuse, wait a second b**h Is that a short joke? [Verse 2: Badministrator - Rumble] Might be a little guy, but I'm fully mechanized Every heavy gets a harpoon in the a**, electrified You co*kroaches know I'm 'bout to blow a flamethrower Down your throat, and burn you inside out like an insecticide It's Bandle City pride, little guys, big stones I'm Kenny Loggins b**hes, welcome to the danger zone Game changer here to endanger those major foes and make paper So better stay back a bit until laning phase is closed You know I dunk hard parts from the junkyard Tiny titan, equalizing fights with my trump card Burn scars cover every champ that I meet Now I feel like it's time for a Bandle City beatdown! [Hook] Wave Bandle City bye Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We're all less than 3 feet high Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise Pretty girls and fuzzy guys Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We all come up to your thighs Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise [Verse 3: Keyori - Tristana] AP, AD, my explosive shots, dot's corrosive Magic dosage, hocus pocus focus, all your limps exploded Dissect you all, my damage is both ways, bis**ual I flex you fall, I wreck you all, first blood, bank cheque, recall Ultra quiet riot girl, so small and teeny weeny Is that a rocket in your pocket or you pleased to see me? My rapid fire speeds higher than you can try'ta ping Damage dire, wait till I acquire my Blade of the Ruined King Explode your nexus, vandal, too hot to even handle Bandle City leavin' the sh**ty ADs worse than socks and sandals You're tryin' to step up to me, but I'm the one girl platoon You wanna see the fireworks? (Ka boom!) [Verse 4: Popushi - Lulu] Pleased to meet you, I'm Lulu, let me show you your doom Up we go! Fly to the stars and above with the moon Hop on a broom, stick, vroom, flying around me and pix, boom Dust 'em, crush 'em, turn 'em to an animal, no Danimals Wild growth to the maximum, faerie power attached to 'em Fastened unto the dragons I'm taming, shaming supports Need more glitter? Why of course You want Pix? I'm not a bore Got my thinking cap I'll take some naps You're boring, let's explore March to the beat of my own accord Whimsy force, check my lore Sharp as swords, I'd like a horse Hec let's race, I'll pick the course (Zippy) I can milk the lane, I ain't no bull Hey let's dance, in a stance of a turtle Gonna get fed until I'm full Yup, that tasted purple! [Hook] Wave Bandle City bye Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We're all less than 3 feet high Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise Pretty girls and fuzzy guys Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We all come up to your thighs Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise [Verse 5: AntiRivet - Teemo] You can never fully contemplate, the hustle I affiliate I step into the scene, every champ I will humiliate Be they a Garen, or a Skarner, or Draven A dose of toxic medicine will leave you looking dumb and faded You're in my jungle, now that's a terrible error Cause when my shrooms busts in ya face, you know you feelin' the terror Every single word I emanate is hauntingly scary Cause in my eyes you see the true definition of a hyper carry Unseen as a predator, you know to be wary Call Kennen M.D. and beg for an apothecary And when a crew comes down from every side and give chase You get to the 2'5" yordle master race [Verse 6: Sonny Psydup - Kennen] Beginnin' with Kennen again and again I'm grinnin' and winnin' each innin' But then again blood on my hands I must be sinnin' Dropping 'em at top speeds they heads are spinnin' Lightning strikes ma** murder the crowds are thinnin' Born in Bandle City but now I'm reppin' Ionia To all of my yordle shawties I ain't sayin' I've outgrown ya Just flexing electric ninja specs so sick I'm causing pneumonia Supply list to own ya: My maelstorm and a Zhonya's Wonderin' who I can thunderin' shuriken enemies linin' up takin' it on the Chin, balanced within, there's no getting under my skin Insults go through me tap out now I have you pinned Can't touch my zen, I'm Kennen, I am the wind! [Hook] Wave Bandle City bye Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We're all less than 3 feet high Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise Pretty girls and fuzzy guys Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise We all come up to your thighs Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise [Outro] Tell me why are we so weird to see It's just Riot's thing, smurfs and furries Tell me why are we so weird to see Is the player base made up of phreaks?