Andy Milonakis - RiceGum Roast lyrics

I got enemies, got a lot of enemies Who the f** is RiceGum? Why is he DMin' me? Please stay away from my Twitter You gonna get f**ed up, pray for a ninja Diamonds on my play bu*ton, boy you fronting You got a gold one, man that sh**'s nothing With your fake friends and fake guns, what's beef? Beef is when I see you, I knock out your teeth Why would I do that? You're only a meme You make kids cry that are only 13 I asked your black friends why the f** are you rapping They busted out laughing and started clapping Hypebeastin' with your fake Yeezy's You're such a crumb RiceGum, you're making this sh** easy The vid with Fouzey was so damn cheesy Should'a known you got played like a fiddle You were blind to it so peep this riddle What do you call a man that throws a fake hook? Doesn't want real beef because he'd be shook? Got a lot of fans even though he's real dumb That one's real easy, his name is RiceGum [Interlude: Jesse Wellens] These kids must be stopped, kids stop it I'ma hand the mic to Andy Milonakis [Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] RiceGum, you ain't sh** f**boy, go to hell Matter fact hold this L, hold this L Your raps s** dick and you got frosted tips Fake thugs in your vids and they ain't shootin' sh** Put the mic down boy and stay in your lane Get your 10 year old army to say that I'm lame Makin' money off all these kids in the fifth grade You're like an angry housekeeper, you're b**h made Eatin' pho with my friends, man f** my foes You a faux a** rapper and you ain't got flows b**h from Vietnam man maybe you a lady boy Only thing you roasting is a dick with some gravy boy I roast that a** like Edamame Slap your father and I f** your mommy You think you're rude man, I'm much much ruder You look like a tudor that f**s his computer To be on the news you'll do anything at all Gettin' better at fooseball since you hopped on Fouzey's balls Your YouTube's cancer, worse than ISIS Beat you half to d**h, that's a mid-life crisis RiceGum RiceGum, you think you the champion You might win some but you just lost one RiceGum RiceGum, you think you the champion You might win some but you just lost one