Andy Milonakis - Jump Rope lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] A tisket, a tasket, what's in Dirts basket Three hits of acid hidden in the Chapstick And some Arabian a** whips That'll turn your balls into Albania salad Go play the pepperoni On the only child unicorn see-through pony Blow me a kiss And I'll blow one back in the shape of my dick [Hook x2: Andy Milonakis] One, two, we won't f** you Three, four, better lock my door Five, six, forget your baby dicks Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate [Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] I post up in B.H. with all the f**ing palm trees Your mama's so good that she can palm trees Why the motherf** do I put up with all these zombies I pop a perk with the purp just to calm me There's trannies eating cupcakes in cartoon world I'll f** a real zebra and a cartoon squirrel My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm growing dreadlocks That p**y ain't mine no more; I call the sh** my XBOX 360, getting nifty with my flow, boy Hit your grandma, she nicknamed me Old Boy I put the tequila in my tortilla soup I'm on Target.com, I'm a order me a suit [Hook: 2X] [Verse 3: Riff Raff] Yeah, the strippers topless, c**aine flavored nail polish Pull up at your college, sell narcotics at your college 50 rags taxing, money not subtracted Trying to stack my Jacksons, hanging with my Anglo-Saxons Money stretches, still flexing the self-explosives Pockets look like deep sea ocean floor aerobics Cold quotables hide the baking soda inside the German village Pull up on you artificial fillers, Pepsi cola caterpillar Pinstripes, gla** china Made by Sinclair, fistful of Oregon Trail Stuffed inside the Steve Harvey tupperware, good luck 40K on the princess cuts, get my dick s**ed Watching Nip & Tuck [Hook: 2X]