I called on Jesus But he didn't check his phone today Oh, there's my summer girl I've been wanting her But I hear she's got a boyfriend Thought I could leave her for a season But it just got cold And it's a lonely hour in my cell phone tower Broken down transmission But I'm going to take you To my boxcar on the beach And I'm going to hang the sun above your bed And soak your hair in bleach You'll be missed, Miss California You'll be kissed by only me When they can't find you You'll turn into a mystery But you're no mystery to me Miss California I called on Jesus But he heard I hurt his little girl Oh, with my reckless stare I've been so unfair Misplacing my affections She had a reason not to take me back into her care Oh, I'm just a stray dog now I can't beg or bow Just give me some direction I'm going to take you To the mansion where I hide And I'm going to paint a diamond on your hand You will be my bride You'll be missed, Miss California You'll be kissed by only me When they can't find you You'll turn into a mystery But you're no mystery to me You'll be missed, Miss California We'll be married in the rain When they can't find you I'm sure I'll be the one they blame But they can't prove anything Miss California Miss California I'll be around