Hello children, wanna hear a nice bedtime story?
Creepy crawly slimy things that stick on to your skin,
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in!
Squirmy worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo,
They'll wait down there forever until they get their hands on you!
(Don't you open that trap door)
You're a fool if you dare!
(Stay away from that trap door)
'cause there's something down there...
and it's not nice!
Big bad wolves that scream all night and ghosts that moan all day,
Don't try and look for a scary spook, it'll blow your mind away!
Take my word, I speak the truth,
There's an evil behind that door,
If you take the plunge into that gunge we won't see you no more...
(Don't you open that trap door)
You're a fool if you try!
(Stay away from that trap door)
You'll be saying bye-bye!
Frightening beasts with sixteen legs,
They'll wait with open jaws...
They pass their time while they sit just sharpening their claws.
Who will be the first person to stop our bellies rumbling?
Who'll open up that door and down that hole come tumbling?
(Don't you open that trap door)
You're a fool if you dare!
(Stay away from that trap door)
I know there's something down there...
and don't you go messing with that trap door...
'cause you'll get yourself in a real jam...
It'll give you the fright of your life... However long that might be...
So do yourself a favour...
Stay away from that trap door,
It's far too spooky down there...