[Intro - scouse lad yells to market stall customers]
THREE POUND FOR A BROLLY!!
[Verse 1]
The van is evil
We're burning diesel
I wouldn’t use it but we’ve got a show to play this evening
I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first
Mother nature
She’s in danger
The problem is that everybody they just love to hate her
I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first
[Interlude]
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
What really goes on
In a meadow at dawn
It’s everything and nothing everybody sees it different
I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first
I can’t be happy
It's just not me
I turn it on like Barbarella honey don’t you worry
I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first
[Chorus]
And now I watch the sky
I wait every night
Hope they take me with them up in a beam of light
And I'm not a perfect human but I try to be nice and be kind
I wanna understand
And visit distant lands
I don’t wanna be on earth for all of my life
And I'm not a prefect human but I try to be nice and be kind
And be nice and be kind and be nice and be kind and be nice and be kind
And be nice and be kind all the time
[Bridge]
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
[Outro]
The van is evil
But so are people
Put together in a world that’s never really peaceful
I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out
Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out