They say the days don't move
And that there's no such thing as time
But reflecting on the hours gone by I know
That once you were mine
Then something happened that I just didn't see
That something took you away
I never thought that it would ever be
That I'd look back in dismay
But now I'm here and I'm standing around without you
Wondering where I went wrong
I don't want to live without you
Seems like it's taken so long
Believe me, gather up the words I want to say
I need you with me it's true
There doesn't seem to be any real way
That I can ever come through for you
[New age valley girl moaning]
Mmmm, ooh, oh my god that feels so good
Oh yeah, yeah, oh baby yeah, do it, do it, ahh ahh, mmm
You're driving me crazy, ooh ooh, oh my god that feels so good
Oh yeah, yeah, baby, yeah, do it ooh, ooh, you're driving me crazy
[Obnoxious frat boy laughing]
I'm the hottest thing on wheels, b**h!
You're so rad!
My father taught me everything I know!
You know, I've never met a he-man quite like you. Like, you know, someone who could take me beyond the confines of my perceived celestial boundaries exemplified by the quasi-cataclysmic cacophony of one's personal ponderance of existential mortality, like, you know what I mean?
Blow me, b**h!