I want to be a Playboys bunny
Id do whatever they asked me to
Id meet people with lots of money
And they would love me like I loved you
I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
Id throw away this old sedate dress
Slip into something a tad more sheer
I want to be an artists model
An Odalisque Au Naturel
I should be good at spin the bottle
While Ive still got something left to sell