Last year my baby got me a gameboy
I still haven't taken it out of the box
My family still get me all the same toys
They might as well be buying me rocks
Every year I send the same list
First cla** to Santa's house
Every year I feel a little more sick
At the way Santas messing me about
I want girl skin shoes and a boy skin hat
I want the new Slayer album and a couple of rats
But most of all...
I want a chainsaw for christmas
Cos I can give that gift to all of the world
I got a feeling we're gonna have some good fun
We'll have a party party time
I hope my baby gets me a nailgun
And I hope he lets me try it out on his spine
I want an atom bomb
And a bald head wig
The necronomicon
And some sandwiches
But most of all...
I want a chainsaw for christmas
Cos I can give that gift to all of the world