At one morning I woke up
With strange feeling in a**
One meter of wood
Was plugged in my an*s
Gallons of sh**
Inside my body
Painfully looking
An way to get out
Open the an*s
Pressure grows
You cannot withstand
Trying to excrete
Oh, it wont come out
sh** happens now
Your limbs separate
Without arms and legs
Your head is full of sh**