Oh lord this milk carton is empty
Oh lord let me get them groceries
Oh lord let me see that music
Hey!
Were you just a little boy
Damnin' and sinnin'
And chewin' tobacco like you was your own pappy
And you been drinkin' Sunny Kick Mammy wine too
You??? oughta be ashamed of yourself leadin' this boy to sin
Why he's the best crapshoot in town (in town, in town, in town)