Split dick!...
Once, you were one see?... But now
You are two... eeewe!
Once, it was a jiffy, but now
You are 2 HB... see?
Split dick... You are a split dick
You need a split dick
You have a split dick!
Now, there's no reversing...
Just one cut...
Above your left nut
Ow! What a nice trick!
Look at you, you've got a split dick!
Split dick... It's now a split dick
You have a split dick
You are a split dick!
Now... For a lifetime...
You stand... With what you've done...
Pin it to your tits!...
Split dick... You are a split dick!
Split dick!