[Verse 1: BOTHERED]
Soothe yourself, Dr. Bothered here to nurse and treat
Ya beat a** back to health, then steal ya wealth, gave that purse a reach
Around, bent and out so I went to sleep on the couch
Cause life f**in' blows until her teeth came out her mouth
Seriously f** bein' a deadbeat, deliriously trying to make ends meet
But they don't tend to be friendly, so I sit here to see my ends meet
I'll greet it with open arms, go throw away my exposed scars
Zen's here to ream it, triple team it 'til the throne is ours
Throat caught, cotton now I'm coughin' up a storm
Brought the sauce, swords drawn, no blood loss 'til you cross my swarm
Lukewarm, their marijuana's barely tepid
My sh** like a crack nut sauna, leave ya scared wet and sweatin'
You gon' be a goner if you gon' keep wearin' that expression
Be gone before dawn, bruh, beware the sun settin'
My schlong's pokin' ya broad's thong, I grab the bong, prepare the session
Pa** it along to Shawn, so I can rest my lungs from the wear and the tear of this resin
[Verse 2: Nightmare]
Nautical
Astronomically demolish your abdominals
Intolerance for nonsensical problem woes
A gollum gossip girl with solemn hoes
A fallen polished pearl who's phenomenal
My wallet furled with dollar bill
I'm unstoppable
A closet hoe, brawlsome foe, microscopical
Might just cop a scone
Nominated for best new artist and psycho merle
Recite a whirl of cites to world
But unlike all the girls
My hopes and dreams are all nominal
This nightmare is aweful and dramaful
He might beware or be care-ful
I might be mare or shawns karmaful
[Verse 3: Ascetic (As Trey)]
If I can say one thing for myself it's that sometimes I'm full of myself
That means I'm always stuck in a shell, meet a new person and it all goes to hell
See me walk fine afterward you know that I fell, I put on a front even though my breath smells
b**hes know that im not good for the wealth
I might as well, just go on and belch, make me sick to my stomach then we can tell
If I'm done with a line no punctuation seems that I'm out of line
Damn girl, you're lookin' fine
Take a seat here, girl, grab a sip of that wine, rest back a bit, girl, set that seat to recline
Close your eyes, girl, let about a big sigh
Don't you whine when you find yourself blind in a tub of ice with your tits on a shrine
Oh, my
Didn't mean to make you cry, I do this sh** almost every f**ing time
That I meet a girl, first two weeks you're my world
Let's go outside and feed a couple squirrels
Let me dance, let me give you a big twirl
Girl, oh, girl, you're nothing but a pearl
On a necklace, I got a little checklist
Of sh** I need on Craigslist:
A scalpel
Some rubbing alcohol
And surgery for dummies, that is all