[Intro: Yolandi & (Ninja)]
Come to the dark side, we have candy
(Yes but do you have coffee?)
Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?
(Black, like my soul)
[Chorus]
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f**ing psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
[Verse 1: Yolandi & (Ninja)]
(Bang, mother - f**er! Bang!)
Ja! Jy's n fokken mal gat!
(Dumbf**s can't even handle my slang)
Kick you in the mother f**in poes make you blackout
(Celebrity f** boy rappers can't hang)
Ja! Met n vinger in jou hol in!
(Step the f** back you whack motherf**er)
Like Kanye Kardashian, yo
I like rats and coffee and weed and sing whatever the f** I want to the beat
(And I like Yachts and money and speed and drivin' like a poes down the motherf**in' street and all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom)
Ba** pump in the trunk boom boom boom
(Pitch-black windows)
You wanna see me but you can't
Sippin' on champange
(Puffin' on a blunt)
[Spoken Interlude: Yolandi & (Ninja)]
So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers?
(Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, that just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible)
[Verse 2: Yolandi & (Ninja)]
(I non-stop motherf**er
I'm too ill to chill)
Too dope to cope
(Too lit to quit)
You f** with peanut bu*ter and jelly
She talks sh**
My foot kicks your a**
(My fists split your lip)
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
(f** [?])
Aw f**s sakes, who ate my last cupcake?
(I love coffee but not a f**, when I drink Starbucks, cause Starbucks s**s)
Yaa, daai sh** doos is kak
(Oh man, I'm makin' so much motherf**in' money
It's making my brain go funny)
Fok it, i can't think, I need more coffee
(No more milk or sugar because)
[Chorus]
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f**ing psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
[Spoken Interlude: Yolandi]
But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself...
A piece of cake
(Yeah)
Yo cuz, I get the mother f**in' munchiessssssss
Oh mother f**er I need some one to eattttttttttttt
Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchyyyyyyyy
Hehehe I dare you to f** with meeeee
Aah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?
*pop* Triple dipped in psycho